The Executioner (1978)

Also known as Duke Mitchell’s Massacre Mafia Style, this ninety minute, epic slice of deep dish self-important filmmaking is guaranteed to astound. Fresh off the boat and determined to make a name for himself, Mimi takes Los Angeles by storm. Using his love of violence as a mediation tactic and his complete disrespect for tradition Mimi challenges the local crime bosses of Los Angeles and sets out to make himself the new Godfather in town that his father once ruled over. With every cannoli ridden cliche in the book, this pasta packed film revels in Italian stereotypes and 70′s sleaze.

Made by Duke Mitchell, who also stars under the name Dominico Miceli, this messed up garlic infused movie tramples all over the good name of American Italians while attempting to combining the plot points of both Godfather 1 and 2 into a single feature film. Yet, it is Duke Mitchell (a/k/a Dominico Minceli) himself that often brings the film to a complete a stand still as he delivers long-winded monologues about the death of Italian heritage and the poor depiction the Italians have been given thanks to movies and the media. “You see these hands? Know what they smell of? Oregano! Pasinigol! Beautiful herbs! They gave you mostaccioli, lasagna, pizza–some of the most appreciated foods in the world! But what did we give her, Chucky, eh? We gave her violence. We gave her death. We gave her dishonor!” cries Mimi as he holds the withered old hands of an Italian woman, but what does Duke Mitchell do as a director? You guessed it, he give this us extra large servings of the same crap he’s complaining about.

Duke Mitchell got his start as a stand-up comedian where he worked with a partner in a Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin show. In fact, Mitchell’s partner was so good at impersonating Lewis he got sued. Soon after this Mitchell gave up on comedy and turned to acting. He never made it big so he set out to make his own film. Not satisfied to make any run of the mill picture, Mitchell obviously stewed over his options and decided to follow his heart and film what he knows. In true exploitation style, Mitchell sells what he’s damning, but dammit he makes one heck of a sales pitch.

What other film starts with a paraplegic being electrocuted with a desk lamp and an office urinal. What other film has a Mafia boss identified just by his finger, owing to the fact that another mobster has seen it “on him a million times”? What other film would nail a black pimp to a cross in the Hollywood Hills on Easter Sunday while the L.A. Philharmonic plays Handel’s Messiah at the Hollywood Bowl?

The Executioner is a league of its own and that league is well beneath the bush league. But, it plays with heart and that heart bleeds marinara sauce. A psychiatrist could have made a killing analyzing Duke Mitchell and his love/hate relationship with his Sicilian background. Of course, after pouring his retirement fund into this film, Mitchell probably had no money for head shrinks and I doubt there is one out there tough enough to crack this nut. Duke Mitchell, much like his character Mimi, is just one of those guys who’s going to do things his way. In that sense, he’s like Frank Sinatra. That Mitchell didn’t have real mob connection that could bolster his career, makes him less like Sinatra. So, Mitchell has to go things alone which give him the creative freedom to make a film like The Executioner, that is to say it gave Mitchell the opportunity to make mistakes.

Part of the great charm in The Executioner are the mistakes and the lack of restraint placed upon the picture. Starting with a massive shooting in an office building, where one shot actually shows the actors waiting to be called into action, the same scene is later reused, but with slightly different shots. Are these second takes of the same action? Did Mitchell realize this was the most action packed part of his film, thus giving himself the liberty to start the film with the sequence only to repeat it later? The earlier version of the scene, that starts the film, breaks the linear chronology of the film, but it establishes the badass attitude of the character’s Mimi and his right hand man. Jolly. And, it’s put to music, wonderful, heavily Italian music. And, the titles all appear in green, white, and red – just like the Italian flag. With in minutes everything is established. Mimi is an Italian mobster with no qualms about killing, but what about that one strange shot, the one where the actors spring into action? Is the decision to leave this extended version of the shot left long for some subconscious reason. Surely, the head of the shot could have been snipped, cutting into the action, but then we’d never get to see Duke Mitchell, the director, at work, calling the shots and his shoots up an office.

I do not mean to dwell on a shot that is in all honesty a mistake in editing and not some artistic or theoretical statement. Such things are not what one expects in a Duke Mitchell production. However, this blocking and framing of the two killers and they break from one killing to the next is oddly reminiscent of an image from a Tarantino film. No, this is not another cry of plagiarism or homage or Tarantino being a copy cat. The same action could probably be found in many films. Yet, it is very close, and I could careless if Tarantino borrowed or stole it, or whatever you want to call it. I’d just like to think that The Executioner is being seen by other film lovers and that perhaps knowledge of this piece of very personal filmmaking is spreading through world.

The World’s Greatest Sinner (1962)

A burnt out insurance salesman throws off the shackles of a nine to five job and declares himself a super human being. Preaching and a singing, Clarence Hilliard (Carey) spreads a doctrine of life without death and man’s own ability to be a god. Clarence changes his own name to God and with the help of his trusty gardener he sets out to change the world. Along the way the devil, symbolized by a large snake, whispers in Clarence ‘God’ Hilliard’s ear takes and encourages Clarence to take his message to the masses, first through the awesome powers of rock ‘n’ roll and later by running for the Presidency. But, power comes with a price and Clarence begins to doubt himself. Needing to know if there if there is a power higher than man Clarence challenges the real God to give him a sign.

Better known as a character actor who often played eccentric tough guys, Timothy Carey is most fondly remembered for being the sniper assigned to shoot the racehorse in The Killing. His work with cinematic masters such as Stanley Kubrick, John Cassavetes, Elia Kazan, James Dean, and Marlon Brando, Carey certainly had the opportunity to learn from the best. However, The World’s Greatest Sinner is a twisted tale of redemption and faith, told with a kickass rockabilly sound. The whole film comes across like an early movie made by John Waters and so its no wonder that Waters would call The World’s Greatest Sinner one of the strangest films he’d ever seen.

A true labor of love, The World’s Greatest Sinner consumed Carey. In front of the camera Carey’s passion comes through in his spirited performance as Clarence Hilliard. Decked out in a gold suit, his greasy, floppy hair waving about as he drops to his knees, Carey performs a spirited Jerry Lee Lewis impersonation while screaming, “Please, please, please, please…Take my hand.” Behind the scenes, Carey was so determined to complete this picture that he stole a flat-bed editing table from John Cassavetes. Later, after seeing the film, Cassavetes forgave Carey. Perhaps the film brought about the powers forgiveness, perhaps Carey was just the sort of nut Cassavetes was crazy about.

Carey has always played characters on the edge of madness, but most directors have pulled him back before he spills over. He has been like a tea kettle yanked from the stove before its whistle sounds. While directing himself in The World’s Greatest Sinner he does not hold back. Unexpectedly he conveys a form of madness that is not hysterical, but brooding. Like a man possessed with inner demons, Clarence Hilliard hides away from the world only to make cathartic public appearances where his street preaching, hip shaking, guitar strumming, sermons allow him to exhibit a fleeting form of release. If you’ve seen Carey cutting a rug in Beach Blanket Bingo you’ve only seen have of the man’s dancing skills. His epileptic wiggling is otherworldly and only adds to the illusion of possession, a man taken by the spirit – though this is man who is also declaring that the only god is man and that all men are their own gods.

There is a great sense of humor found in Clarence Hilliard’s dancing, preaching, and existential political platform. As laughable as the film maybe, with its odd premise, its unpolished aesthetic, and Carey’s boiling performance I find it really hard to laugh off The World’s Greatest Sinner. By the end of the film an odd transformation takes place, not only in Clarence, but in the film itself. Things slow down and the world falls aside leaving only Clarence and God, if God even exists. Alone in a room Clarence makes ultimatums with God. He demands signs. He laughs when they do not come. He runs screaming when they finally arrive.

It’s not the greatest redemption tale ever told. It is however the only one to feature great rockabilly music provided by Frank Zappa and it was partially shot by schlockmeister Ray Dennis Steckler – who’s own films such as Rat Phink a Boo Boo and The Skidrow Slasher Meets the Hollywood Strangler set new lows for cinema. The true genius (mad genius) of the film lies in Carey’s personal passion. Not only does his impassioned performance push the film to the outside of mainstream cinema, but his warped sense of purpose that suddenly turns an odd ball feature into a philosophical examination of faith and practice ultimately make The World’s Greatest Sinner a religious film that is too wrong for the religious right. And, yet it is a story of a man who challenges God only to later see the light. Was Carey trying to make a hip film for Christian believers or a Christian redemption film for hipsters? Just what sort of revolution was Carey looking to spark?

Sin City (2005)

Sin City is graphic and novel and that’s the best I can say.

Better stories have been told. Better actors have starred in them. Better directors have told them. Often, they did it with a low-key style and a subtle, sultry smartness that only winked towards the darker side of life. To keep the attention span of modern audiences and even the people who make the films, today’s movies have to be in your face, loud, abrasive, and wear their smartness/coolness on their sleeve. Sin City‘s creators have done all this and more. Sin City has proven that today’s films have become a pissing contest.

Looking past the visceral imagery of Frank Miller’s comic books and the CGI effects Robert Rodriguez uses to animate these paper thin stories one finds little to champion. Tough guys, rotten criminals, and naked girls. Don’t let the R rating fool you. This is not an adult film, at least not one meant for mature audience. Only once in the near two hour long film does a self-reflexive sense of humor pop into the picture. With an ancillary character being struck by an arrow and delivering a most comical reaction the film shows a crack in its stone faced facade. Through this crack one can see the heart of Sin City, a truly laughable picture that never takes them time to consider the senseless nature of its existence. Never once does it call into question its own obsession with violence and deviant behavior. Outside of a puffed chest promotion for bullheaded machismo what purposed does this film serve?

Those males suffering from arrested development, akin to those women who thumb romance novels looking for Mr. Right, may derive some sick pleasure from titillating tales of misogynistic violence and pre-teen fantasies. Sin City is the wet dream of children brought up on video games that glamorize criminal activity. No wonder it looks so much like noir version of Grand Theft Auto, with cliche noir dialog and performance so flat that they compete with the two dimensional, computer generated backgrounds.

I feel sorry for everyone that hailed this as an achievement. Perhaps, young folks should read more Raymond Carver and less comic books. These are the days of Shock and Awe and it appears you have to do harm to a man’s most private parts just to get them to take notice. It certainly caught the attention of many people and that scare me. What I saw was a perfect film for thirteen year old boys wounded by life and overlooked by girls. It’s something doodled in study hall on the back of a notebook, a dream of killing off all those pricks that ever pissed on you. If this passes for cinematic achievement we truly are devolving.

The One Armed Swordsman

he One Armed Swordsman (1967) is a film of conveniences, but like most conveniences it makes for a very pleasurable experience.

Starting off with both his limbs it doesn’t take the audience long to figure out that somewhere along the way Fang Gang is bounded to lose one of them. Within minutes we learn all we need to know. Fang Gang is the son of a servant. His father died protecting a martial arts master. Fang Gang is now in the care of that master who has promised to teach him all he knows. The master’s daughter and other students do not take kindly to the son of a servant. Fang Gang is a true underdog, but it will ultimately be he who saves the day. This is nothing new in the way of story telling. It’s a simple matter of following plot point A to B to C. Everything clicks together neatly, conveniently.

No where in the film is the dependence on convenience more noticeable than when the film’s protagonist Fang Gang (Yu Wang) falls into the care of a farm girl. Having recently had his right arm severed in an ugly confrontation between himself and his master’s daughter, Fang Gang finds his sword arm missing and his life in the hands of a compassionate peasant. Of course, she is no mere country bumpkin. She just happens to be an orphan and her father just happens to have been a martial arts master who died in the line of duty. All he left his daughter was a training manual, that just happens to teach left-handed swordsmanship.

While Fang Gang recuperates and teaches himself to use his remaining arm, the villains Smiling Tiger and Long-Armed Devil plan to overthrow Fang’s old master, Chi. They have developed a new weapon known as “The Sword Lock”. Like a sword with a claw on the end of it, the Sword Lock renders the golden blades of Chi’s students useless. As luck would have it, Fang Gang’s unique sword, a shortened fragment of the weapon his father fought to the death with, is the one weapon that cannot fall prey to an insidious new device.

Though he promised the farm girl that he would not use his martial art skills unless harm was to come to the two of them, the one armed swordsman cannot sit by and watch as his former master is about to be killed. Confronted by the woman who has taken his arm from him, Fang Gang puts aside any anger he may have for his master’s daughter and decides he must help his master Chi. Defying the pleas of the farm girl, who has already seen her father die thanks to the martial arts, Fang Gang runs off to save the day. Of course, he does, only to return to the peasant life…For now.

Predictable as it maybe, The One Armed Swordsman provides ample entertainment. Not bothering to complicate the plot with unnecessary tricks or twists allows more attention to be placed on matters of choreography, set design, and even acting. While this in not the penultimate sword play movie ever made by the Shaw Brothers, it is a very competent and exciting one. As usual the set design is well done, though this means that every piece looks like a set, but in this only adds to the fairy tale like nature of the film. In some way this is Cinderella meets Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, if only the glass slipper and the dream coat were a short blade sword. What’s most interesting is the acting, a rather melancholy mixture of brooding anger and deep seeded honor. Fang Gang is conflicted. He is trained to fight and yet would like nothing more than to never fight again. He is embarrassed by his handicap and yet he’ll fight to prove he is still a man. One could think deeper about this film, but to do so might make it academic and ruin the satisfaction it delivers.

Last Days (2005)

Sometimes you have to kill your idols and sometimes they kill themselves. Kurt Cobain immortalized himself by losing his head. Gus Van Sant lost his head while filming the last days of Kurt Cobain. What happened? I never idolized Van Sant, nor did I ever think he was a poor filmmaker, but Gerry and Elephant showed such promise. He’s something in between. That’s why I do believe his latest deserves more than a simple dismissal. I feel Last Days needs to be examined. An autopsy may revel just what killed this film for me.

Van Sant has talked about a Kurt Cobain project for over a decade. With a recent turn towards minimalism in films such as Gerry and Elephant, Gus Van Sant finally threw off the shackles of a normal biopic, but in returning to the same creative well he has proven that the well is dry and the third time is not always the charm. Rather than show the rocketing rise of a backwoods kid to superstar status that drives the boy to suicide, Van Sant chooses to longingly stare at the last days a fictitious junkie, rock star named Blake – an homage to the poet, a name that sounds much like “blank”, and an obvious stand-in for Kurt Cobain. Not showing the degree of success achieved by Blake, nor the great divide between his humble beginnings and his present day domination of pop culture reduces Blake to a nobody. For all intents and purposes Blake is a filthy, mumbling, misanthrope who wanders about the confines of his lakeside castle. Blake is an empty vessel, dressed in grungy clothes, dragging about a shotgun. The end is always in sight and the journey there is just a series of stylistic exercises.

Why we should concern ourselves with such a mess such as Blake is never explained. It doesn’t need to be. The image of a disheveled Michael Pitt, in tattered sweaters or a thin black dress, with his hair obstructing his face is a dead ringer for the dead front man of Nirvana. The facsimile is so calculated, down to particular sweaters and glasses worn by Kurt Cobain that the audience is unable to see Blake, instead they see Kurt. It is the audience more than Van Sant that creates the character of Blake, by throwing their own knowledge of Kurt Cobain upon the naked figure of Blake.

Finding it impossible to not see the entire film as the story of Kurt Cobain’s last days and knowing the eventual outcome of the story, one is left to meditate on these final days, but how interesting these days are depends greatly on how much one knows about Cobain. Everything in Blake’s life serves as a replacement for the life of Kurt Cobain and the more you know about Cobain’s life, the more you look for similarities. A shrill female voice on a phone line soundly equals that of Courtney Love. Strange houseguests work as potential murderers, adding credence to conspiracy theories about Cobain’s death. Even the last shot of the film, a spying glimpse through trees and glass doors, mimics newspaper images of the crime scene. It’s too much for someone with knowledge of Cobain’s life. Gus Van Sant might as well just have made a film about Cobain, but then why didn’t he?

Not specifically making a film about the last days of Kurt Cobain’s life is but one of the many artistic mis-steps Van Sant takes. Relying on a lot of the formal techniques he utilized in Gerry and Elephant, Van Sant’s style feels less fresh this time around. He’d been borrowing heavily from Bela Tarr, but he’s also been borrowing from others. Still, homage is nothing new, especially for a man who remade Psycho. It’s not his greatest offense either. However, a retread is a retread.

Like Elephant, Van Sant utilizes musique concrete for a majority of the soundtrack. The sounds of cars, church bells, and phones get processed into a collage that greatly mimics the sounds of madness. While not so spot on as to be wholly inartistic or blatantly offensive, the sounds come across as cliché for multiple reasons. First, the do sound the incongruent noises one might associate with a slipping mental state. Secondly, they teeter between sublime and sedimentary. They are either angelic voices calling one upward or natural sounds rooting one to earth, but they are never so carefully crafted that one does not fell this struggle without giving it much afterthought. Finally, they are becoming expected; unanswered phones being the biggest cliché ever.

Like in Elephant, Van Sant uses Turen Der Wahrnehmung a/k/a Doors of Perception, but this time the piece is more foregrounded. Still, it does not resonate in the same way that Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven that served hauntingly as theme in Elephant. If anything the piece now feels like an unfunny inside joke. William Blake wrote the lines, “If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.” The artist in Last Days is named Blake. Get it? One could even take the joke further and connect The Doors to this quote and the comparisons between Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, and Blake could begin to weave a web so large its not even worth comprehending. Flat out, the piece is not as strong. Not in this instance, it feels wrong footed, tacked on, and is there only to serve as some form of credibility. Perhaps, a Leadbelly song might have been more fitting, still an homage to Kurt Cobain, and less of a referential gag.

Outside of the soundtrack, there are various other questionable calls. For instance, the significance of a particular Boyz II Men music video escapes me. Why the video must drone on as the television screen commands the center of the film frame is confusing and feels like a flawed attempt at humor, much like an instructional karate video playing in another scene. If these are hip references I am not catching than my age is surely showing. Though, I was able to identify Kim Gordon, member of the band Sonic Youth, a group that helped discover Nirvana. My love for Sonic Youth was not enough to cloud the fact that Gordon just can’t act. Nor can Harmony Korine, or at least he can’t improvise. While making a cameo during a rock show, Harmony prattles on about the Grateful Dead, Dungeons and Dragons, and he even makes a sly reference to Gerry – a trend that has continued through Elephant (see the video game sequence). Thankfully, actors such as Lukas Haas and Asia Argento easily upstage the celebrities, though first timers like Thaddeus A. Thomas, Ryan Orion, and the Friberg twins, Adam and Andy, upstage both of them. Unknown faces help a film so full of familiarity.

Much of Last Days visual style, its long takes, roaming camera, and lack of close-ups, harks back to Elephant and Gerry. Cinematographer Harris Savides had exhibited great craftsmanship in Gerry and Elephant, but for the better part of Last Days, the film’s composition felt questionable. Odd objects blocked the foreground, blurry and out of focus. It was hard to tell if this was poor camera placement or some failed attempt aesthetic. Far too often the frame felt unbalanced, with characters being cropped off in odd ways, but never odd enough to be artistic choices. That these blemishes were so apparent comes from the duration of each shot, holding long enough to allow one to see the flaws, and the glaring fact that they are not aesthetically pleasing to the eye, nor make a great deal of sense in the context of the film. At times, the film does strike upon a visually arresting image – a dolly away from the house, a static image of a figure in the night. There is beauty in Last Days, but it’s not all thanks to Van Sant or his cinematographer. Again, the uniqueness of the images greatly depends on one’s own viewing history. A long driving shot with trees reflecting off a windshield, obscuring the driver and passenger’s face is straight out of The Bed You Sleep In by Jon Jost or was it Sure-Fire or Last Chants For A Slow Dance? Whichever one, it is nothing new about the camera tracking behind Blake. It was in Elephant, the Van Sant and the Alan Clarke versions.

Then there is Bela Tarr, that Hungarian director who seems to have inspired Van Sant to stop making film like Finding Forrester, at least for a little while. The slow re-mapping of time that comes from Santatango is a trademark for Tarr and an obsession for Van Sant. But, by now it is becoming old hat. In Last Days no new perspective is given with each piece of time that is shown from different viewpoints. Taking just the worst case in point, as it is one so ham fisted it needs to be thought about some more, there is a scene late in the film when Blake retires to a practice room and picks up an acoustic guitar. Upstairs, his two male roommates disrobed and hop into be with one another. Until this point the question of their sexuality was never a question. They had been seen with women or so doped up that one never bothered to imagine anyone being interested in sex. For no clear reason, this scene is somehow important to the story of Blake. Grasping at straws I can imagine a few things. First, that Blake and his music have somehow opened these two men up sexually. It is known that Kurt Cobain has admitted to having homosexual thoughts while in high school and that he often thought he might be bisexual. Still, this is a stretch. Then there is the theory that these two many some how be the ones who caused Kurt’s death. By either not looking after Kurt, hiding the fact that he was holed up with them, or by pulling the trigger for him, Van Sant leaves just enough room to let conspiracies flourish. Why they must be gay is still a mystery or why the beginnings of their lovemaking must be present to make this film work is confounding. Is it because Cobain once sang, “Everyone is gay”? This confused scene stands out like that of the two shooters in Elephant who take a shower together before going on a killing spree. They play like releases, letting people off the hook. “Oh they were gay.” As if this somehow explains everything. In the case of Last Days it explains nothing. At it’s worst it feels like a homosexual filmmaker placing homosexuality in a film for no reason. It’s as gratuitous as tits and ass.

The only thing more unwarrented than the homosexual scene is the obvious exclusion of all drugs. Outside of a small box dug up from the backyard, but never opened on camera, there are no scenes of Blake or any of his housemates taking drugs. Van Sant has tackled drugs before with Drugstore Cowboy and it’s a well-known fact that Cobain was addicted to heroin. In fact, he had been in and out of rehab clinics just before he was found dead. Heroin played a big role in Kurt Cobain’s life, but it does not even get screentime in the Last Days. While it is easily assumed that the cause of Blake’s wandering state of existence is drugs, they are never show, barely even referenced. There is more mention of touring, new records, new songs, and fame than there is of drugs, thus creating an uneven balance. Drugs played just as much of a part in the death of Kurt Cobain as did fame and fortune. Yet, Van Sant seems to have absolved his character, Blake, of this downfall. Sadly, the film could have had more to say about wasted talent, dead-end roads, and untimely deaths had Van Sant bothered to borrow from another Alan Clarke film.

In his BBC production Christine Clarke aimlessly follows the daily dealings of a suburban teenage junkie. Unlike most cinematic junkies, the girl is clean-cut to the point of being a boring wallflower. Her life is an unexciting serious of errands from one fix to the next. Using the same tag along style of cinematography that appears in both Clarke and Van Sant’s Elephant this attached camera forced viewers to follow Christine and helped expose the boring existence caused by a steady drug habit. Van Sant follows a similar trajectory, except for three key differences. He displaces time, thus creating an illusion of a mystery about to unfold. He focuses on a celebrity. He, finally, forget to tie much of the dreariness into a deadly addiction to heroin. The last change is the most costly, as it makes Blake appear to be more misunderstood than miscreant. While, it would be just as awful for Van Sant to blame all of Blake’s woes on drugs Van Sant does need to address key elements that he leaves in and out of his film as much as those that he chooses to leave in.

I have said little of the star, Michael Pitt. Serviceable at best, he is a model in Bressonian terms. More a dress-up doll of Kurt Cobain than an actor, he holds a believable body posture. With nearly a page full of understandable dialog his usual, inaudible mumblings often slip into expected grumbles. Here and there, a line rings out, but they are just what you’d predict a strung out rock star might say; everyone is out to get him, he’s misunderstood. They are there if you bother to listen. Warning signs, perhaps, another think Van Sant wants us to pick-up on, things Kurt’s friends and family didn’t pick up on? That’s what I expect they are. What I didn’t expect is the mishandling of the star by Van Sant. Allowing Pitt to write and perform his own songs, in a style very reminiscent of Nirvana, is a bit grating. I had read that it was Pitt and not Van Sant who insisted upon mimicking Kurt Cobain as closely as possible. While Pitt certainly resembles the artist it’s a questionable call for a film that continually skirts around being a direct biographical picture. Would it be of greater service to have gone with brown hair, like Pitt had in The Dreamers? Would that distance be enough or would you still see Kurt and not Blake? Was that ever really the intent Van Sant had? I doubt it. As for placing Blake in a room with new born kittens and showing his sensitive side, that is totally Van Sant’s fault and it’s a huge blunder. Cobain may have been a gentle soul, but this is too fluffy for even the most emotional emo-band members. It also is too much of an extreme. If Cobain is that sensitive then where is the great pain and torture, even the anger and angst stands out in Smells Like Teen Spirit, the song that captured the heart of a teenage populace when it hit the airwaves, the song that brought Kurt Cobain to the attention of the world?

The lack of angst, that becomes more apparent as I listen to Nirvana albums hoping to find clues to what went wrong with Last Days, it is surely not the worst miscalculation on Van Sant’s part. The biggest mis-step comes in crafting a story that is at odds with itself. Though he never constructs Blake as a rock legend, we do that by replacing him with Kurt, Van Sant wants us to make this connection otherwise the mystique of his story is wasted on a nobody. Starting with a premade rock icon, Van Sant reduces the rock legend to nothing in the hopes of finding the man behind the myth. At the same time he uses cinematic conventions to lift this blank figure to the level of deity. Chicago Reader film critic Jonathan Rosenbaum called it the, “grunge version of the Christ story.” To some extent I’d have to agree, though the deifying of Blake/Kurt is greatly saved for the end of the film where it is either obvious or obviously mis-read. Choosing to show Blake’s soul lifting up from his body and climbing out of frame, perhaps ascending a stairway to Heaven, comes across as so profoundly glorifying that snickers need to be suppressed. Instinctively, one sees this use of double exposure as a symbol for Blake’s spirit returning to Heaven, the upward ascension of the body makes for this reading. However, I am apt to give Van Sant some slack after thinking about the film for sometime.

Blake is really nothing. He’s Kurt Cobain only because we, the audience, have made him Kurt Cobain. This is not to confuse things and say that Kurt Cobain was someone else or had a different name. Kurt was always Kurt, but he was Kurt Cobain a kid from Aberdeen, Washington long before he was Kurt Cobain lead singer of Nirvana. Early in the film, Van Sant shows his creation, Blake, stripping down to his boxers and taking a swim in a cold body of water. At this moment of near nakedness Blake is most alive. For the rest of the film he is donning and doffing various costumes. It is only after he takes his own life that we see him naked, a spirit free from the identity that has grown up around the musician.

Perhaps, this is what Van Sant was attempting to convey and perhaps this is why he felt inclined to change the name of his protagonist. Yet, in changing the name he does confuse matters. People may have mocked him for making a film about Kurt Cobain that ends with the singer’s spirit climbing to the heavens, but it’s no less ridiculous to have the spirit of a stand-in do the same thing. After all, they are both just rock musicians, not gods. However, rock’n'roll has a power to transform normal people into deities and grunge was the second coming of punk. Kurt was the messiah and that’s a lot of pressure for a young, confused kid.

Van Sant was one of Cobain’s followers. The two had met. Kurt had wanted to act in one of Van Sant’s films. Van Sant had written films for Kurt. The two never collaborated, but nearly a decade later, Van Sant seems to have found his chance to work with Cobain, even if it just the myth of Cobain. I give the filmmaker credit for attempting to slow down the pace, focus on the individual, and to not even try to place many words, especially profound ones, into the mouth of someone he loved and appreciated. Yet, there is a tinge of exploitation in the air. Would Kurt have wanted this? Why disturb the dead?

Night Patrol

Night Patrol doesn’t punch below the belt. It punches below the show laces. Dragging its knuckles on the pavement, the humor in this film is capable of making middle school boys groan. However, it also makes it a perfect, light fare for Summer Camp as we prepare for next week’s double bill.

Designed as vehicle for The Unknown Comic, this Police Academy rip-off swings low. For those not raised on the Gong Show, the Unknown Comic may look a lot like a poor comedian with a paper bag on his head. That’s pretty much what he was. That was his shtick. You have to remember, that in the 80’s stand-up comedy was huge, so huge that it reached out to some rather unfunny places.

Though buried beneath a junk pile of pisspoor gags, the plot of Night Patrol is relatively simple. Melvin (Murray Langston), a rather naïve beat cop, gets moved to the night patrol. The problem is Melvin moonlights as the Unknown Comic. To make matters worse a man has perpetrated a recent crime spree with a brown paper bag over his head. The criminal holds up bars with a pistol and a load of bad jokes. Melvin must solve the case if he ever hopes to save his stand-up career and his good name.

The film bounces from one gag to the next with Melvin and his new partner Kent Lane (Pat Paulson) reporting to various crime scenes. A pervert speaks in French, demanding to be beaten for pleasure. Lesbians play billiards without balls. Pat Morita, dressed in drag, gets raped repeatedly. Linda Blair works down at the station as a dispatcher. Police Chief Billy Barty has flatulence problem and accuses everyone of calling him a liar. Andrew Dice Clay shows up as Tony Baroni and he nearly steals the show. The name of the hour, the Unknown Comic, delivers painfully awful jokes and somehow this all constitutes good humor, I think.

It’s hard to tell just what director Jackie Kong’s motivation was with this film. Night Patrol is the sort of film that fucks your brains out and in fact that’s a joke in the film, with a dizzy girl walking into walls because she’s had her brains fucked out. One viewing of Night Patrol can you doing the same. Most jokes play like bad puns, rejects from a Zucker brothers film. All of the jokes go for foul humor. They are like bad jokes made by dirty uncles or humor you’d expect to find in a junior varsity football locker room. They are rejected cartoons from Playboy brought to life. With ample nudity,some being provided by Russ Meyers veteran Kitten Natividad, mixed in with the sex jokes it’s quite obvious whom Night Patrol is targeted towards. This is certainly not a film you’d take a date to see, unless you never wanted to see your date again.

Night Patrol does have its moments where it does strike some comic gold, but this is the sort of film that swings at every pitch, so that it connects every so often is not surprising. Sure it hits a few home runs, but its batting average is way low. Still, for mindless fare you can’t get much more mindless than Night Patrol. Its incessant use of a horrid song, that repeatedly proclaims the L.A.P.D. to be out of control, will quickly fill your head, making you wish the L.A.P.D. would come along and beat you Rodney King style, just to get the damn song out of your head.

It’s hard to believe that a failed show such as The Gong Show would produce a person like the Unknown Comic and that this person could go on to write and star in a film such as Night Patrol. If anything this unfortunate turn of events gives us reason to be thankful Gallagher never made a feature film. On a more modern note, I wish the producers of From Justin To Kelly had taken note of Night Patrol before they ran one foot of film through the camera. Then again, they probably thought they were making something good.

Sadly, the turn out for our second to last summer screening was less than desired. There were the handful of familiar faces who often show up to these events. We even had two strangers show up halfway into Freebie and the Bean. They laughed their heads off at every off color joke and did not seem to mind that they missed half of the feature. However, the left before Night Patrol. In some ways, I can’t blame them. But where were the others? Perhaps they just decided to stay home and take the real easy way out. If they did, I hope they rested up, because they are going to wish they had come next Wednesday.

Freebie and the Bean

There are buddy films and then there is Freebie and the Bean. The titular figures are two bickering cops arguing night and day, but together they are determined to tack down Red Meyers, a local hijacking boss. Just when they think they have caught Red Meyers red handed the tables get turned on them. Suddenly Freebie and the Bean have to protect Red Meyers from a Detroit hitman as they wait for their key witness to return to San Francisco. Set during a Super Bowl weekend, Freebie and the Bean nearly demolish San Francisco in an effort to keep Red Meyers alive and win the promotions they covet.

With James Caan and Alan Arkin playing Freebie and The Bean, respectively, director Richard Rush (The Stuntman) has taken two overlooked comedic geniuses and smashed them into a buddy cop film. Arkin and Caan’s comedic timing is near perfect and comes wholly unexpected. The two men argue like an odd couple, with The Bean criticizing Freebie’s grifting and Freebie ridiculing The Bean’s Hispanic heritage. Still, both men truly do respect and love one another. Like the film’s tagline puts it “Above all, it’s a love story.”

Outside of the combative relationship between Freebie and the Bean the film contains a wonderful side plot revolving around the relationship between the Bean and his wife (Valerie Harper). Thinking that his wife may be cheating on him with his neighbor who has two large white dogs the Bean puts his detective skills to work hoping to catch his wife in her own lies. Being the wife of a cop she’s smart and has a solid answer for all of the Bean’s questions. The scenes between Arkin and Harper are comic gold and nearly steal the film from its focus of catching Red Meyers.

For anyone who loves crash chases that leave miles of wrecked cars, fast lines of witty dialog, and a 70’s sensibility towards politically incorrect humor Freebie and The Bean is a gem waiting to be unearthed. Unlike the buddy-cop films of the 80’s that often paired muscle bound badges hell-bent on action, but incapable of delivering lines you laugh with and not at, Freebie and the Bean starts off by utilizing two actors who understand comedy. Still, it does not skimp on action. Freebie and The Bean can’t do anything with out leaving a trail of wreckage. Car chases end with blocks of smashed cars, interrogations go from split lips to humiliating torture, and a simple foot chase weaves its way through fancy restaurants and kitchens leaving no plate unsmashed. Less audacious and more comical the action is intense and compliments the on edge personas of Freebie and The Bean.

Made in 1974, Freebie and The Bean was never gangbusters at the box office. In 1980 someone tried to revive the characters for a television program. Arkin and Caan did not return and the show flopped. Now, Freebie and the Bean is one of those titles that has mysteriously not found its way to DVD. Long out of print, videocassette copies of the film can occasionally be found in the odd video store or on Ebay. The film comes in one of those classic large boxes indicative of Warner Brother videos of the 80’s. Logically, this film should be playing on TNT, TBS, or SPIKE TV. It’s a perfect film to be categorized as a “movie for men who love movies”. It’s just too unknown, to compete with Lethal Weapon or Red Heat or Tango and Cash, I guess. Hopefully, more people will discover this film and save it from the dustbin of history.

The World Is Watching

A rather uninspired documentary about the 2004 Republican National Convention as told by two college students working street level and covering the various protests mounted against the RNC. If anything this video proves that an interesting topic is only half of a good documentary. You also need to be able to present the subject matter in an interesting or enlightening fashion.

The World is Watching
g starts with a van load of Midwestern students in route to New York City to protest the convention. Arriving in New York the students and their efforts are quickly lost to a cast of eccentric characters each representing a different interest or protest march. Almost everyone in the film is concerned with the way they will be portrayed by the corporate media and they speak with the documentary crew as if somehow they will depict the protestors in a more truthful light. Sadly, just like the corporate media to which the film crew sees itself opposed, this documentary focuses on the most outlandish characters who’s arguments and costumes come across as expected and comical. Facts and figures, such as date, time, location, and size of each protest reduce the actions in the films to blotter material, with most of the issues being given little more lip service than one might expect on the evening news. In essence, the film is more of the same, just drawn out.

I shall assume that the filmmakers did not finish editing this picture until after Bush won his re-election. Most of the people heard through out this picture speak with an air of defeatism. On the ride home, the students complain about the treatment they received at the hands of the police. While I am sure their arguments are valid they are so poorly spoken, like sore losers, that one prays for them to stop whining. Additional stories of abuse and fears of being poorly represented by the media come across like sour grapes. Little is said about the positive things that may have come from these protests, most disturbing of all is the complete lack of introspection, something to balance out the picture. One commentator, a comedian/newsman for Comedy Central’s The Daily Show points out that a problem with such protests is that people in middle America see heavily costumed, divergent protestors and often do not see themselves amongst the crowd. Its a concern that lingered in the back of my mind and something the filmmakers failed to address. So much of politics is convincing your populace that you are just like them. Would thousands of similarly dressed protestors been more effective? Would that be too high a cost in terms of diversity or would it have showed a unified front against the RNC? I guess we’ll never know.

On a side note, this documentary was followed by a short film called Like Being Pursued By a Boulder. I was there as a guest of the filmmaker so I shall try not to let personal bias influence me, but his six minute collage of protest and police imagery did a far better job of presenting a faceless crowd unified against a highly organized police state.

Cat Chaser

Peter Weller – forever known as the guy that played Robocop – plays an American veteran who quietly runs a small beachside hotel in Miami. Try as he might, George Moran (Weller) cannot put his involvement in a Dominican Republic intervention behind him. Haunted at night by his dreams and haunted during the day by a cast of seedy characters Moran complicates matters by getting romantically involved with the wife of a former general of the Dominican Republic. Those around Moran attempt to use his relationship as leverage in the hopes that he can help them rip-off the general for a couple of million dollars that the old war dog has stashed away.

Cat Chaser is an unnecessarily complicated adaptation of an Elmore Leonard novel. Taken from the hands of madcat director, Abel Ferrara (Bad Lieutenant, King of New York) the film got butchered in the editing room. A bankrupt Vestron Pictures hacked the film to pieces leaving the plot in pieces. Still, what remains shows some true promise. Ferrara does a wonderful job of capturing the sun soaked sleaze of Miami and the Dominican Republic. Down and out barflies and crooked southerners add to the underworld ambiance, especially the portly, marble-mouthed, Jiggs Scully who is wonderfully played by Charles Durning (The Hudsucker Proxy). With her boney jaw and her masculine gruffness Kelly McGillis (Top Gun) brings little sex appeal as the general’s cheating wife. Perhaps this sort was pretty in the 80′s when even Grace Jones could be mistaken for alluring, but in retrospect she’s nothing to get shot over.

It’s sad that Abel Ferrara wasn’t given final cut on this film and he has now written it off. There are moments that truly shine and a few that speak strongly of Ferrara’s inclination for disturbing scenes. The opening of the film are quite engaging, with grainy, high contrast, black and white images of a military operation playing under the credits, while a collage of sounds adds to the nightmare. However, as promising as this sequence is the rest of the film looks nothing like it. For the remainder of the film the imagery captures a purely 80′s decor further dated by a overly calculated lighting scheme that is also rooted in the glossy 80′s. In particular, it is fun to watch how often actors stand in shadow with only their eyes unobstructed by darkness.

To further help the audience understand the story and to smooth over some plot points a narrator’s voice pushes along the story. Whether the addition of a narrator was the director or the film company’s choice is not obvious. At times the voice of the narrator reads like a book on tape, divulging back story and internal motivation that might not come across through imagery. While not a total success, the narration does directly connect the film to its roots as a novel and serves to show that there are many ways to tell a story cinematically.

Cat Chaser is nothing to rush out and find. It’s not great lost collaboration between two great artists. It’s more like a failed experiment that yields some interesting results. With its tropical locations and its lazy pacing, that mimics the booze and sun soaked characters of the film, Cat Chaser is viewed on a cold or rainy afternoon when you have plenty of time to kill.

Superfuzz

Super Fuzz tells the unlikely story of rookie police officer Dave Speed (Terrence Hill) who gets exposed to a radioactive red powder that gives him super human powers. Dave’s partner (Ernest Borgnine) cannot understand how Dave can suddenly see through walls, withstand ten story falls, and catch bullets in his teeth. Counterfeiters in the South Florida area can’t understand how this one cop can cause them so much grief. A plan is devised to frame Officer Speed, making it look like he killed his own partner. Sentenced to death, neither bullet, nor noose, nor gas chamber, nor electric chair can kill off this super trooper. Breaking free from prison Dave sets out to prove that his partner is not dead and that he is an innocent man.

An imported Italian production also know as Super Snooper, a title that connects the film with is cheesy theme song, this comic book crime story got a theatrical release, but found its legs on television as Super Fuzz. On-line, the film garners great reviews from its many fans who grew up during those budding moments of cable when channels were scrapping for material. Their love for the film exceeds the many obvious short comings the film possesses. The sound smacks of overdubbing, an effect that always distances the audience to the same degree that actor’s image always feels distanced from their voices. Such a simple technical element is not enough to tank an entire film and to a certain degree it creates reason for embrace. It’s lovable flaw in a film full of pleasingly bad moments. Borgnine knows the film to be a slapstick superhero parody and he plays up every scene with facial mugging and over the top reactions. Hill on the other hand holds a coodemeanorrr. He is the straightman of the comedic duo. The jokes themselves are cartoonish, goofy, physical, and often sped-up for comedic effect. They provide for memorable moments, but at my age they register a mere chuckle at best.

Not surprisingly, most of the folks who champion this film, like my colleague, remember it from their youth. They grew up with this film and have a strong, nearly inexplicable attachment to it. More than nostalgia, their love feels like that of a parent able to overlook numerous blemishes. At it’s heart Super Fuzz does not try to posture itself as anything more than a wacky, comic book come to life and in this fact the film is wholly admirable, serviceable, and charming. Sadly, it’s a charm that had to grow on you and it helps if the seed was planted early. Never having seen this film as a child I feel some what cheated. I will never possess the same loving fascination that so many others now hold towards Super Fuzz. Regretfully, this is just how it goes sometimes. We grow up with personal, enigmatic experiences not shared by everyone we meet. Thinking back there is certainly something from my youth that I cherish, but unless experienced by others at the same time or the same age would fly soundly over their heads. Maybe it’s my love of Klondike Kat cartoons, something I do not rightfully understand myself nor expect others to understand. Whatever it is, there will always be personal artifacts from our past that we hold dear, but others cannot appreciate to the same degree, if even tolerate. In Super Fuzz, I see the appeal. I only wish I had seen it sooner. Perhaps, should I ever have kids, I’ll sit them down on a rainy day and let them watch Super Fuzz. It’s always nice to give your kids opportunities you never had and there is a good chance it will be better than the crap they’ll want to watch.